I do know that she has her own website. I also know that her Myspace Profile is filled with that kind of “call me a bitch and I’ll show you one” babble. But what I’m still trying to figure out is the Asian factor. It’s evident that Carla is Asian.

But how Asian is she really? I mean from the looks of it she’s very Vegas. The girl parties on poles, dances on laps, and is in a bikini very very often. I just don’t know if I’m seeing any of the Asian culture here.

It’s kind of late at night and I really don’t have anything to talk about right now. I fully admit this. I also fully admit that getting an erection right now just isn’t something that’s in my future.

I feel like I can write 17 pages of this garbage but you folks are simply going to scroll down and click on the slutty pictures aren’t you? Maybe this post was just a wake up call and my chance to put the word “Asian” in a lot.

Um. Yeah

July 4th bitches! Tomorrow! Wahoo! I’m getting completely ripped tomorrow and I expect all you little perverts to do the same. Hope you kill those last two hours right now. Here’s some help.

The Twenty

Estefania Luyk makes me want to jerk off - [Doubleviking]

Great News, Megan Fox is single and I have a shot - [COED Magazine]

Vanessa Hudgens is acting a little too much - [Dirty Rotten]

Another Sexy Girl playing Wii - [Cameltap]

Eva Longoria Riding a fire hydrant - [Drunkenstepfather]

Naughty Chanelle Hayes and friends - [NS4W] (NSFW)

The Super hot singer Cassie - [On205th]

Brinkley’s husband loves to watch smut - [Don Chavez]

The Top 10 Celebrity Boobs - [Tastybooze]

Selita Banks loves to push them together - [Holy Taco]

Jessica Alba the next Barbarella? - [Asylum]

Marla Maples getting patriotic on the beach - [Bright Black Internet]

The Best Unmotivated posters - [Cuzoogle]

An enormous explosion - [Flabber]

Brody Dalle is hot and scary - [Busted Coverage]

The Horror trailer for Uncle Buck - [Derober]

A Brooklyn Decker Bikini Moment - [My Chill Pill]

Launching a baby across the room - [Blog of Hilarity]

Monica Bellucci hot as always - [Celeb Pictorials]

Remembering the 11 Greatest Sonics - [Brahsome]

I love girls like Ashbee and I hate them at the same time. In fact I dated one once…once. I took a girl like this to a nice dinner on a first date and I’m 99% sure now that I look back, it freaked her the hell out.

Girls like this aren’t made for nice guys. Ashbee is the perfect guidette. She has an amazing body, is probably very high maintenance in terms of attitude and giving you shit, and could probably seduce most any guy that wears a bandana and has 17 earrings.

But I digress. I almost feel bad. It would be close to impossible for me to have a conversation about life with this girl. And it’s like I’d try so hard to reach that sensitive place and I just know girls like Ashbee would tell me to F-off because I was too much of a puss.

In any event, you can’t deny this girl’s body. You can deny her “flavor” as I’m sure she’d say. And you can’t deny how much of a joke her boyfriend looks like. Come on Ash!

She should be on this site. Kaila Yu is a triple threat, actress/model/singer and one of the top girls on Myspace with over 9 million hits and 450K friends.

In other news, I started to watch a little bit of soccer yesterday to see what all the hype was about. Just as I suspected, midway through the same I started to grow a vagina, went down on the ground in pain, then got up two minutes later waiving my hands around because I scored a goal. What a world.

The Twenty

Kaily Yu is the hottie of the month - [Celebridiot]

Saki Seto could get me drunk and abuse me any day - [Doubleviking]

Eva Horvath is in an amazing, oily, seductive pose - [COED Magazine]

A Happy Birthday to Playboy Model Carmella DeCesare - [Busted Coverage]

Somebody really needs to defile Ivanka Trump - [Dirty Rotten]

What’s not to love about Brook Banx? - [On205th]

Caroline Trentini - All I have to say is “Holy Shit” - [Holy Taco]

I don’t even mind Amy Winehouse’s nipple - [Drunkenstepfather]

The ten funniest moments in midget history - [NS4W]

A rare moment of Mariah Carey looking sexy - [Cameltap]

A very hot brunette amateur with wonderful cans - [Amateur Chicks] (NSFW)

Bridgewater State College camel toes and cheerleaders - [Don Chavez]

What’s under that hat Miranda? - [Derober]

Emma Rigby, yet another British import making us look bad - [Bright Black Internet]

Fun with kids playground equipment - [Flabber]

Brooklyn Decker is worthy of a hump day - [Next Round]

Find the mustache that fits you - [Tastybooze]

Megan Fox Topless in Rolling Stone? - [Dailybuzzer]

An Old Fat rich man gets to have sex with this every night - [Vanity Spy]

Monica Hansen is Norweigan and Brazilian - [Attuworld]

It’s nice to know that Jackie is shooting to be the next spokesmodel for condoms. You know what’s even better? There’s a big tag on her myspace profile that says “Slut Free: Girls with Self Respect.” I’m not gonna flat out say that Jackie is a slut.

I’m sure she’s not. But I will say this. Jackie is an absolute master of the push up bra. She’s also really good at making herself ridiculously tan. I don’t mind. I just get the Mafia Wife vibe when I look at Jackie.

She’s from Bergen County, NJ so right there you know she’s in that Italianish crowd. She wears silver lipstick a lot. That’s strike two. And I suppose if she has any relatives named Marie or Pauly then we have a winner here.

Wherever Jackie ends up I’m sure those breasts will remain perky. And I do hope that some day we see her face looking at us as we roll on a jimmy hat.

P.S. I still don’t understand how all these girls who are 22 and younger get implants. Their parents must be really shallow.